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And now, what has been the creepiest thing I have seen all week: a clam eating salt off a table.
Seriously, just watch it.
Delicious AND kind of impressive
well now i’m about to throw up on everything in the vicinity so why don’t you watch this clam so you can feel the same way
OH MY GOD I WANNA… TOUCH IT……. I WANT IT TO EAT SALT OUT OF MY PALM WHILE RESTING ON MY WRIST
ew what GROSS
why is this so adorable to me god
I LOVE??? THE CLAM???????????????
BABY
BABY BABYBAYBYABYABBAABB BAABBYBYBBBBABY
My question is this; what brought someone to come up with this idea.
(Source: jkbwhatever)
that’s how my tongue works ;P
I feel like the whole time, it’s just like, gurl, imma lick dis salt hurr. Watch me…
My mouth fell open and stayed there for a good while
This is new
So glad I don’t eat seafood….
I’m sorry, all you people who were freaked out, but I think this is one of the coolest things I’ve seen tonight.